Omg robot prom withthingsunreal
#r u fukin srs rn #why cant I watch my lil girl go to robot prom? #mako is going to robot prom #and imma miss it cuz of u #I will beat the both of you # like red-head stepchildren #I’ve had practice #chuck hansen exists #you dumb fucks
tags from punishandenslavesuckers
All the K.K. Slider song e-card art.
I still need to find find better/larger scans for some of these but the backs have town tunes if anyone wants those.
I love them ;_;!!!
I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into a house thinking there’s a robber and hello
The Police Raided My Friend’s House Over a Parody Twitter Account
Jon Daniel woke up on Thursday morning to a news crew in his living room, which was a welcome change from the company he had on Tuesday night, when the Peoria, Illinois, police came crashing through the door. The officers tore the 28-year-old’s home apart, seizing electronics and taking several of his roommates in for questioning; one woman who lived there spent three hours in an interrogation room. All for a parody Twitter account.
Yes, the cops raided Daniel’s home because they wanted to find out who was behind @peoriamayor, an account that had been shut down weeks ago by Twitter. When it was active, Daniel used it to portray Jim Ardis, the mayor of Peoria, as a weed-smoking, stripper-loving, Midwestern answer to Rob Ford. The account never had more than 50 followers, and Twitter had killed it because it wasn’t clearly marked as a parody. It was a joke, a lark—but it brought the police to Daniel’s door. The cops even took Daniel and one of his housemates in for in-depth questioning—they showed up at their jobs, cuffed them, and confiscated their phones—because of a bunch of Twitter jokes.
Now Daniel’s panicking.
“I’m going to fucking jail,” he told me yesterday when he was on a break from his job as a line cook. “They’re going to haul me away for this shit.”
Thought criminal apprehended.
No one is allowed to mock State leaders.
Those that do shall be muzzled.
This is scary as fuck
Standing at CES, shaking my head at the CD-i and 3DO while proclaiming “multimedia is for assholes.”
WE FIGURED IT OUT GUYS
I don’t know why people said it was bad, I think the mobile version of Mass Effect was weird but otherwise pretty okay.