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smalltownbigguy: in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 
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bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
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idontlikewrestling: necromaniiac: do you guys not realize that i am a 10 year old and i just found out that WWE is staged? my spirits are crushed i’m mourning 
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idontlikewrestling: wherestrangelovegrows: idontlikewrestling: jeff-nero: idontlikewrestling: macho man got bit by a SNAKE AN ACTUAL SNAKE BIT HIM AND NOW HE’S DEAD. WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME THIS ISN’T REAL He died in a fucking car accident you try driving after being bit by a snake, you insensitive jerk. No, he had a heart attack then crashed into a tree. -.- that snake was...
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pleasecornetobrazil: pleasecornetobrazil: im not high mom im just happy happy i blazed that dank ass weed
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rybackrulez: big e?  (◡‿◡✿) big e???  (◕‿◕✿) BIG E?????  (⊙‿⊙✿) BIG E!!!!!!!!!! (⊙〇⊙✿)*･゜ﾟ･*☆ I haven’t been watching wrestling in forever but I’m super happy to already have a bunch of new favorites. BIG E!!!
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Amazon: WHAT'S A FANFICTION
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Amazon: CAN YOU BUY IT
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fakegirlgamer: Why is playing as a woman in Manshoot Game always a question of resources and different models/rigging when they have now successfully motion captured A DOG
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i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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beesmygod: reasons to own a pet: when they yawn you can put your finger in their mouth and annoy them slightly Oh my god, I thought I was the only one that ever did that
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