Chinese Scientists Plan to Pull an Asteroid into Orbit Around Earth »

oldmanyellsatcloud:

itsfullofstars:

Last week Chinese scientists wanted to divert an asteroid away from Earth. This week, they want to pull one into orbit around the Earth. What’s possible objections could anyone have to this idea?

Final Transmission from Chinese Government To US Government: “Hey, New York! CATCH.”

U.S. Government: lol space is a waste of money

China: WE JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK

U.S.: oh…right…other countries…

Or at least, I’m pretty sure that’s how it’ll go.

Reblogged 8 months ago from oldmanyellsatcloud (Originally from itsfullofstars)
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    ”[…] including science.” I fucking hate it when reactionaries think that their uninformed ideas of common sense trump...
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    Científicos chinos planean atraer un asteroide a la órbita terrestre
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    U.S. Government: lol space is a waste of money WE JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK U.S.: oh…right…other countries… Or at least,...
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    Final Transmission...Chinese Government To US Government: “Hey, New York! CATCH.”
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  23. bilt2tumble reblogged this from thehuskybro and added:
    Good idea. And, maybe, the worst one ever considered. My main problems w/it? Not sure we’re ready to start F’in around...
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    oh. Yeah, that won’t end well…
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